Sunday, October 30, 2005
MY IMAGINARY WEDDING.

its time to say some COCK stuff haha.

lastnight i went to this wedding, which in my opinion, wasn't a blast haha. and 3/4 of the time i was thinking what i want at my own wedding and i'm here to share! :)

you know those waiters&waitresses? haha i want to have a waiter&waitresses audition! only hunks&babes wid good manners are hired! cos' you see, i bet you all don't want someone boring to serve you guys right. i thought the guys would like to see waitresses as pretty as those sentosa babes eh ;) and the girls..drooling over those hot bod and good looking faces. SO. i've decided, an audition is a must must!

there's someone out there for me
i know he's waiting so patiently

not only that, the waiters&waitresses must have a brand new uniform! y'know sometimes people dress like they're the waiters/waitresses? cos' its like, everyone has this 'look' about waiters&waitresses. SO. at my wedding, i'm g'na make them wear something different! ALL OF THEM MUST LOOK STYLED! :D

can you tell me his name
this lifelong search is driving me insane

oh right! my wedding will have a theme. like, disney fantasy or tarzan and jane or beauty and the beast or da vin ci code. you know you know, a wedding that's similar to some nice stories or cartoons or final fantasy or wimbledon or whatever shit. haha okay i will elaborate more. like, if the theme is tarzan&jane then maybe during one segment of the dinner me&him will dress as tarzan&jane? haha so exciting right! or there will be a dress code for the wedding! like, if the theme is disney, you can dress up like some disney characters or have some disney-related sense in your dress style! or maybe i will decorate the whole place till it looks like a jungle! haha. i think it will be very exciting.

how does he look
how does he cry
what's the colour of his eyes

andandand. i'm going to make rfc the compere! cockster like kentoh&nan kor will host the whole dinner! then so exciting right, throughout the show, there will be cocking jokes and reliving of our jc moments during the dinner! so now, i'm going to bring camera to school almost everyday to capture these moments so that next time during my wedding, i can release them all! and make everyone laugh and remember those precious moments! :D not forgetting those raping scenes! :D

does he even realise i'm here

and of cos, not forgetting the dessert. THIS WAS PLANNED LIKE LASTYEAR! when i was wid mingwei :(( hahahaha anws, my wedding dessert isn't going to be like the usual. it will be HD ICECREAM! :D aren't you excited! i heard the dessert need to symbolise some auspicious meaning. so i've thought of one warped theory myself. like, firstly, it must be double-scooped. so it will means shuang shuang dui dui. then since its cold&sweet, it will be SWEET in the end. so i don't care, i will give them ice-cream! and hengleng&co calculated last year how much the dessert alone will cost; 7000 sgp. hahahahaha. so i think i need to marry HD's boss's son already :(( hahahahaha.

where is he
where is he
where is he
where is this beautiful guy

AND! so stupid. jerry&hengleng also said during my wedding, i must wear pants, not gown. this is b'cos in case my asthma attack comes, i won't trip on the gown and fall. :(( so bad lah. and i think whatever cock the hosts are saying will trigger those asthma attacks. HAHA.

who is he
who is he
who's gonna take me so high

sorry to fish-lovers! i will ban fish as a dish on my wedding b'cos i absolutely hate fish. not that i find it totally not delicious, it is. but its cos' i'm extremely paranoid about fishbones! you all know that right. hahahaha and i don't want ANYONE on that day to have ANY mishaps. but okay, this isn't compulsory. in case i marry a fish-lover ha ha ha ha.

i'm staring out of the sky
praying that he walk into my life

what's more. OH! DOOR GIFT! i will have a surprise door gift for everyone! :)) haha and it will be bought in personally by me! like it won't be a common door gift but individual ones! SO EXCITING! andandand, no hongbaos allowed for non-married people ha ha ha ha. I WANT A GIFT! okay if you want to give me money also can but i don't want it to be in angbao cos' i've this mentality that hongbaos are given only by elder people! :D

where is this man of my dreams
i will wait forever how silly it seems

and i want to have a beach reception in the day! not that i like the sea and beaches alot. i thought its quite dirty sometimes but i want the ceremony to be somewhat like under the sun! maybe i should make it a bikinis&trunks only entry BUT then i think if i really do, not many would turn up so yeah. HA HA HA. and i'm going to learn swimming for it! and not be like a chicken in the water anymore!

where is he
where is he
where is he
where is this beautiful guy

not only those, i'm going to select those music played at the wedding myself. it won't be like only those slow&romantic song. there will be hiphop&rnb and sentimental songs too! as long as me&him like them, I WILL HAVE IT THERE!

who is he
who is he
who's gonna complete my world

and i don't mind single-handedly organise my whole wedding cos' i think its most fun when i'm involved! and i'm going to get ALL RFC to go and test the wedding food! and if possible, make hokkien as the yi mian dish or whatever. AND honeymoon and whatever shit. maybe i should go to amk more often to establish a relationship wid the hokkien mee uncle so he will cook at my wedding the next time.

I THINK GETTING MARRIED IS SOMETHING VERY EXCITING! :D

but i wonder if i would. i told my mom just now its so fun to have a wedding. i'm not sure if i would have one in the future. then she laughed. :(( but she said i must not think this way if not it really happen. so, i must start thinking i will have my own wedding one day hahahahaha. and BRIDEMAIDS! ha ha ha ha. i think if i'm going to be a bridesmaid it will be DOOMSDAY for the groom! H A H A. but aye, i won't be so bad on such a day i hope.
aiyah, you all just pray that i find my daomingsi (hahahahaha as in someone who has such a cute personality..not the shi nei or shi wai de you yong chi that kind) fast fast. hahahaha but to begin wid, i need to find someone who's adventurous enough to even accept those weird ideas of mine :((
i hope this entry sounds interesting enough to make you smile/laugh. i'm trying, so should all.
-paulin

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-rogerfc always at 10:12 AM

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